Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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