Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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