I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
