just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
These tits shall not be calmed
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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