i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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