I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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