they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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