i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
and you fell through a lawn chair
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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