some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
wow bdsm is so cute
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