just survived the first fart of the relationship.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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