I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Houston, we have a blender
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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