what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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