And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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