Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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