I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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