haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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