I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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