Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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