Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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