so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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