i think i have two assholes
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
This is the high leading the old right now
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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