We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
We're too hungover to prance.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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