You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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