This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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