Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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