these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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