Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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