i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
then he tried to convert me to islam
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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