Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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