did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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