i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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