a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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