i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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