I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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