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We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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