do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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