i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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