i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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