so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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