did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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