so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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