check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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