I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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