My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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