bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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