i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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