I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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