HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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