Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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