ugly people sure do ruin things
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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