I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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