what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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